sperm eye 

(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!

Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.

sperm eye by iammsam September 10, 2009

sperm eyebrows 

When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."

Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.

sperm eyebrows by Christina S January 19, 2008

《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》 

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《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》

《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Only《¤》Use《¤》Your《¤》Eyes《¤》As《¤》A《¤》Sperm《¤》And 《¤》Semen《¤》Mix《¤》Called《¤》Lungs《¤》 by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

spermy eyelash 

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.

Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"

spermy eyelash by miaden_mental January 31, 2009

spermeye 

When he cums in your eye and you have to call out of work.

Damn babe you gave me a spermeye, I had to call out of work!

spermeye by Hnl2869 September 19, 2020

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008