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spermese mountain dog 

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity
friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

spermese python

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!
spermese python by mikeyviking March 18, 2023

sperm eye 

(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!
Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.
sperm eye by iammsam September 10, 2009

spegmeyer 

A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.

On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...
Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..
spegmeyer by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026