spermeye 

When he cums in your eye and you have to call out of work.

Damn babe you gave me a spermeye, I had to call out of work!

spermeye by Hnl2869 September 19, 2020

spermese mountain dog 

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

spermese mountain dog by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010

spermese python

A penis

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!

spermese python by mikeyviking March 18, 2023

sperm eye 

(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!

Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.

sperm eye by iammsam September 10, 2009

spegmeyer 

A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.

On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...

Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..

spegmeyer by vinman59 April 12, 2021