Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.

Hahahahah, you wear sperrys

sperrys by Anon Anforth griffen January 2, 2008

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sperryfoot

The disgustingly delicious aroma that results from wearing sperry topsiders as they are meant to be worn...without socks.

Bob has a legendary case of Sperryfoot since he always wears his sperrys without socks

sperryfoot by G train April 10, 2007

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Sperry

-The official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-Usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-Most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to "bros" that wear sperrys
-The shoe name Top-Sider is the most common collection worn

He's got one sperrys and he is an alpha delta, what a bro.

She loves her guys to wear sperrys.

Sperry by Bro Montoya May 5, 2011

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Sperry Foot

The ratchet stank created by wearing sperry shoes with no socks.

Rob- Damn nigga wtf is that smell? ( *runs to bathroom and vomits*)

Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.

Sperry Foot by str8 outta dp November 12, 2015

sperry's heel

The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders

Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.

sperry's heel by BossHausMcgauss September 13, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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