smerfy 

Sexy Rich (Sells Dope) Tall Intelligent Man Who Plays Valorant

Person 1: Have you heard about the man, the myth, the legend himself?

Person 2: No, who’s that

Person 1: It’s smerfy betch

smerfy by kooliceaid January 6, 2022

smerfy 

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

smerfy by My. orgasism October 5, 2010

Smurfy Sanchez 

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.

I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"

Smurfy Sanchez by The Seedy G July 26, 2011

smerky 

an abbreviation for small + perky (referring to breasts)

She's smerky.

smerky by dakara930 September 12, 2009

smurfy

great or excellent

That's a smurfy idea!

smurfy by Anonymous January 27, 2003

smurfy

used to describe something really cool :)

Rupert: Im made up this amazing rap
Phillipa: That's so smurfy!

smurfy by BarbieDollTilly March 4, 2010

Smerfing 

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

Smerfing by WordMann68 February 22, 2011