Spergy

Used to describe an individual as socially unaware, or inept.

Just to the right of being incapable of social interaction. Tolerable, if you have sympathy for their lack of understanding.

Origin: A play off of Asberger's Syndrome. A functional portion of the Autistic Spectrum. Often those who use the word "Spergy" have more sensitivity than people who use the term "retarded" to describe the socially inept.

"What the hell did he just say?!"
"Hey, calm down, He's a little spergy"
"Oh, thanks. I just about lost my cool"

"Does he even realize she's not into men?"
"Don't bother, he's a total sperge"

Spergy by venderofgoods October 3, 2011

alt-sperg 

A person who falsely labels someone alt-right when they don't know what it means, will lie and smear without evidence, will ignore counter arguments. Probably lives with their mom. Smell like an alcoholics carpet

The mainstream media are alt-sperg

alt-sperg by Killmenow724 August 18, 2018

spengy meltboy 

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

spengy meltboy by Dr Baltic July 2, 2016

sperg out 

To reveal the depth of a nerdy, trivia-centered hobby or obsession in an emotional way. This includes debating with other nerds about tiny minutiae and becoming agitated in the process. Most internet forums and wikis could not survive without people sperging out all over the place.

'Sperg' comes from Asperger's Syndome, an autism-spectrum disorder that can manifest itself in obsessive behaviour, and which is commonly self-diagnosed by spergin' nerds who can't otherwise explain away their broken personalities.

Todd sperged out on a massive scale, writing a seventy-page Wookieepedia entry about lightsabers all by himself. The writer of this UrbanDictionary entry sperged out by writing a definition of 'sperg out'.

sperg out by Assburgerz December 14, 2009

Spermy Germies 

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.

Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!

Spermy Germies by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008

sperryfoot 

The disgustingly delicious aroma that results from wearing sperry topsiders as they are meant to be worn...without socks.

Bob has a legendary case of Sperryfoot since he always wears his sperrys without socks

sperryfoot by G train April 10, 2007

Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.

Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.

Commentary Sperg by metaz January 19, 2023