a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.

I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.

fuh'spensive by tjc77 October 6, 2010

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spesingle

combination of specific and single

Kevin Jonas is the greatest spesingle Jonas Brother.

spesingle by notkevinjonas March 8, 2019

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Welsh Spesian

Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo

Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.

Welsh Spesian by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021

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