spepsi

When you go to burp but instead vomit comes up your throat and gets swallowed back down again.

Paul: After that big meal I was relaxing and I spepsied when I burped.
Joe: Don’t you hate when that happens?

by AllSortaBS December 17, 2023

Risvand Spesial

Getting a child with someone you have been in a relationship with for less than a year

I was living my best days, but then I did a Risvand spesial

by MullaMcFlash March 18, 2021

Stepsister

“Accidentally” stuck

“Stepsister, how’d you get stuck again?!”

by Stepbro😉 July 1, 2020

stepsister

stepsister means someone who gets stuck in a washing machine

what are you doing stepbro? says stepsister

by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 2, 2020

fuh'spensive

a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.

I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.

by tjc77 October 6, 2010

spesingle

combination of specific and single

Kevin Jonas is the greatest spesingle Jonas Brother.

by notkevinjonas March 8, 2019

Welsh Spesian

Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo

Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.

by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021