When our innocent and thick stepsis is stuck in a appliance, yells “stepbro im stuck in the laundry, sink, sofa etc.” and we offer our “help” with such generosity
Stepsis: Stepbro Im Stuck! Come help me!
Stepbro:ok sis, I will “help” you
Stepbro issues means that a girl feels something for her older stepbrother. Sometimes she has dirty thoughts about her stepbro and want more from him than just be stepsiblings. You know that one with " Stepbro! Im stuck!" yeah...this girl have maybe stepbro issues too. Sometimes stepbro fucks his stepsis, its kinda sweet home alabama but its okay.
So if you have feelings for your older steobro, maybe you have stepbro issues ;)
Person1 : Eh... I have feelings for my stepbro Moritz....
Person 2 : OH DAMN! Girl i think you have stepbro issues!
The type of dick that is built nice and you wouldn’t mind fucking for the rest of your life. It’s not hardcore sex but it’s not soft either and you’ll be back for seconds. Ever seen a girl unsatisfied after a step to porn? Me either
Man she told me I got that stepbro dick
Dude, she’s definitely hitting you up again
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*