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For the ignorant and lazy that mean to say expensive.
That purse is too spensive.
spensive by bobo the clown May 11, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
Replacement for the word Expensive. About as gay sounding as "prolly".
shit, that ho i wanna fuck is prolly spensive!
spensive by Farfbaz August 19, 2006
Related Words

'Spensive 

i'd get it, but it's 'spensive
'Spensive by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016

'Spensive 

A shortened version of the word 'Expensive' that not many use
Why the fuck would I say 'Spensive? It only shortened the original word by, like, two letters!
'Spensive by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

fuh'spensive 

a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.
I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.
fuh'spensive by tjc77 October 6, 2010

hecka-spensive 

An adjective for a potential purchase that is overly expensive, at least in context of the user's means.
I wanted to buy that tennis racquet, but it was hecka-spensive.
hecka-spensive by n_h_t October 17, 2010

og spensive 

Adjective: means cool, but mad expensive
"Yo bro, did you see Kanye's new shoes?"
"Yeah man those looked og spensive"
og spensive by Broccoli Obama May 10, 2015
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