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Seizure Procedure
In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.
examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
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phone seizure
phone seizure by Talljellybean March 12, 2016
jesus seizure
going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
jesus seizure by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011
little seizures
little seizures by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015
Noob seizure
When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.
"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."
"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
Noob seizure by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011
Cum Seizure
when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
Cum Seizure by samsarai February 23, 2011
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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