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speedys toes 

these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins
speedys toes by Kwias November 23, 2021

Speedy Scrotum 

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.
Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.
Speedy Scrotum by LaZingara September 28, 2017

Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

speedy gonzalito

Person with a small penis who comes too fast (twice)
Pascal is such a Speedy Gonzalito!

Pedos in Speedos 

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.
Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda
Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

speedyfatslayer 

one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.
he is such a speedyfatslayer.