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speedys toes
these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins
speedys toes by Kwias November 23, 2021
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Speedy Scrotum
A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.
Speedy Scrotum by LaZingara September 28, 2017
Speedster
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!
Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!
Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010
speedy gonzalito
speedy gonzalito by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017
Pedos in Speedos
Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018
speedyfatslayer
one who kills fat people with amazing speed. speedyfatslayers usually have amazing eyes, fun loving, silly, great sense of humor, has the cutest face, amazing gamer skills, has a huge penis, and oversized testicles.
he is such a speedyfatslayer.
speedyfatslayer by japanese helicopter November 29, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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