4 definitions by LaZingara

Exscrosion

When your scrotum sac has been vigorously aroused and salty cum explodes all over.

Alex begins by swirling the tip of his tongue around Robert's scrotum sac. Alex then licks Robert's scrotum sac with long, sweeping strokes as if he were savouring a delicious ice cream cone. Robert especially enjoys when Alex purses his lips and sucks softly on his scrotum sac, taking each testicle up into his mouth. This ultimately causes Robert to have an exscrosion all over Alex's face.

by LaZingara October 7, 2017

Speedy Scrotum

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.

Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.

by LaZingara September 28, 2017

Scrotud

When a man goes to Thailand to discover himself and ends up with a scrotum piercing.

Robert woke up in agonising pain on a beach in Thailand. He had been scrotud.

by LaZingara September 30, 2017

Just Bru it!

Dave Bru, auto-body man AKA the biggest dummy I know to walk the face of the Earth. He holds religious beliefs that glue and adhesive tape will solve just about any problems in life from cars to relationships. Pioneer of the Bru Glue and Bru Tape. Goes by the motto “Just Bru it!”

I went to see Dave Bru for a broken window regulator on my truck. When I asked him how he would fix it, his face lit up as he responded, “I will Just Bru It!” And he did just that, using glue and adhesive tape to fix it. Minutes later, the regulator fell apart...

by LaZingara February 8, 2019