speanking

the act of having downward-dog mildly suicidal sex with multiple people

That speanking frat ritual was weird...

by CummyMcCumFace February 2, 2017

I’m just speaking in general…

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016