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Specialty Face Mask 

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”

Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
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Specialty X 

A online gamer who is feared by most people. Also used to be popular on Youtube until he mysteriously disappeared. Also known as Kevinhbhatt or Special.
n00b #1: Oh shit we are playing against Specialty X. Back out, back out NOW!!!!!
n00b #2: GTFO
Specialty X by dahitso4 May 17, 2012

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.
Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

lifeguard specialty 

the lifeguard speciality take talent. When you are either fuckin a girl or getting dome you pull out and hold down her arms. Then you proceed to cum all over her nose so she looks like a lifeguad with sunscreen on the tip of her nose. If her nose is not big enough you can blow the remaining jizz all over her face just for shits and giggles.
Avery: "I am so mad at Carlos"

Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"

Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."

Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"
lifeguard specialty by poooooop March 17, 2008

White Guy Specialty 

The White Guy Specialty is a face that white guys use when the are completely perplexed and befuddled, their mouth will close while their jaw drops.
Dude what happened to Jasper hes been been doing the White Guy Specialty for a long time.

The Daniel Tosh Specialty 

A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"

Overlake specialty scho 

Retarded school for sped kids like a zoo for the mentally challenged
Mike:Hey I heard Nate Goes To overlake specialty school now Tom: he did poop slide on the locker room bench
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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