Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a
night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out
drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most
basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a
window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his
side and pass out. This word was inspired by the
movie "Weekend at Burneys".
"
Bro you should'a been there, he was so
drunk that we had to dislocate his
left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.
