seabag

(n) Scrotum. Nautical term.

"Stow your seabag shipmate, we don't have all day."
"Jeff punched Ryan in the seabag because he was being an idiot."
"I emptied my seabag all over her face."

by D-Moneys October 17, 2006

Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.

Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.

by Jimmy403 June 5, 2019

seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.

Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."

by kdelik January 31, 2014

shit in a seabag

Navy term for a stuffed bell pepper, so called because a stuffed green bell pepper looks like the green seabag that sailors carry their belongings in.

"I wonder what they're serving on the mess decks tonight? Oh, God! Not shit in a seabag AGAIN!"

by Chavato August 10, 2008

Seabass

The best nickname anyone on the planet could ever be called.

Guy 1:Hey man, did you see that cool guy?

Guy2:Yeah, he reminds me of a Seabass.

by seabassyo March 14, 2009

Sexy Seabass

Anthony Mackie’s nickname for Sebastian Stan.

Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”

by freakinegg March 28, 2020

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.

Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"

by JamesCurry May 11, 2016