Seabassed

A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.

Wow that dude is proper seabassed !!

by The Goonbot July 27, 2020

seabassed

When a girl wields a sexual toy on your ass

Wow, it was all fun and games until I got seabassed.

by Cheesebread101 May 21, 2017

Seabass

The best nickname anyone on the planet could ever be called.

Guy 1:Hey man, did you see that cool guy?

Guy2:Yeah, he reminds me of a Seabass.

by seabassyo March 14, 2009

Sexy Seabass

Anthony Mackie’s nickname for Sebastian Stan.

Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”

by freakinegg March 28, 2020

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.

Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"

by JamesCurry May 11, 2016

mexican seabass

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

seabass

Nickname for someone named Sebastian.

Yo, Seabass!

My best friend is named Sebastian but we call him seabass for short.

by SebTor June 1, 2011