spazman

A dude who is a complete spaz. Goes into spaz attacks frequently.

Nananananananana SPAZMAN! You are such a spaz!

by Spazman January 25, 2005

Spamano

Refers to the yaoi pairing between the clueless and oblivious character Spain and the hormonal, PMS-y bitch that is Southern Italy (Romano) in the Hetalia fandom. Comes from the beginning of the word 'Spain', and the last part of the word 'Romano'. The two have a historical relationship with each other and opposite personalities that compliment the other's, which makes most fangirls accept it as canon.

Others, though, seem to pair Spain up with France or Prussia (all three are members of the Bad Friends Trio) if they decide that, for some reason, Romano's volatile nature is detrimental to the Spaniard's perpetual stupidity and cheerfulness. On the opposite end of the spectrum, certain fangirls pair Romano up with his younger brother, Northern Italy, if they think that Spain's said idiocy is causing Romano problems. Both of those scenarios make for good, one-sided Spamano angst.

In the end, the point is that the pairing is very canon and is one of the most-shipped combinations in the Hetalia universe.

(Not to mention Romano often swears and yells at Spain. Nothing says love like shouting at your life partner)

P1: Hey, did you read that new APH fic?
P2: Yeah, but I was disappointed. Spamano was only a side-pairing. GerIta gets all the love...
P1: I know, I know.

P1: Do you ship Spamano?
P2: Of course I do! It has awesome historical backing, both Spain and Southern Italy are sexy, and they go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.

by marlenacecilia June 24, 2010

Spazmatron

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them

Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"

by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spazmagasm

When one enjoys sexual climax so much that the legs or other body parts twitch in a simular way to that of a spaztic.

wow that sex session was so good i think i just had a spazmagasm.

by chavscumshoulddie August 20, 2006

spasmanian devil

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)

Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.

by theinstigator January 1, 2014

Spamanda

An online bully, a troll, who likes to spam with her opinion, but God forbid if you fight back!

Usually, insults are pretty lame. Tend to focus on personal information.

God you're so nasty! You're such a Spamanda!

Shut up, you're a twat. And you have no friends

by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010

spazmonkey

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004