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spanktastic 

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.
Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!
spanktastic by roughhausen December 14, 2008
A glistening residue of spunk or semen which collects on the top lip of an adventurous individual post fellatio. It is not unusual for the residue to run down the sides of the mouth thus forming a striking resemblence to a glistening handlebar moustache. The word is more commonly used today to refer to the milky residue left after consuming a foamy or creamy drink like a cappucino of milkshake.
"Wipe your face dear you've got a bit of spangtash going on"
"Did you see the spangtash on her"
"I gave her a fuckin good spangtash"
spangtash by Drew Peecock December 25, 2008

spanktastical 

A fantastic, magical girl who that is so hot that you can't stop touching yourself.
The sexy redheaded girl I made out with tonight was spanktastical.
spanktastical by spanktasticalMike October 19, 2015

Spastastic 

the act of spasing-out (Spaz. Someone who is hyperactive, or overly energetic) multiple times in a short period. Having random acts of hyper-activity. spaz
man 1: man Steph just keeps running around the store.
man 2: i know she's so spastastic.
Spastastic by L-Train41 September 29, 2008

spanktastic 

Adj. A description attributed to a place, emotion or person to convey the feeling of excitement and satisfaction often with undertones of sexuality.
"That girl is totally spanktastic."
spanktastic by Pip April 24, 2003

Spantard 

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.
Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.
Spantard by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010
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