spannerish

When the weather is so cold you need a spanner to undo your nuts! (Australian slang)

How cold is it outside ? Mate its spannerish better grab your jacket and ugg boots

by thehumpf May 13, 2018

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

by d6y May 23, 2006

Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005

bag of spanners

someone with a really ugly face

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners

by turn November 2, 2003

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005