Spannering 

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

Spannering by Arfski July 9, 2012

spanning 

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.

Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!

spanning by poonanni May 3, 2016

Spencering 

The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.

I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!

Spencering by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019

Shatnering 

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

Shatnering by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

Stunnering 

Saying someone looks stunningly beautiful.

Jack: Oh my god, did you see Amy at the party yesterday? She looked stunnering!

Brendon:Tell me about it. Wish my girlfriend was as stunnering as her.

Stunnering by Hannah May December 20, 2009

William Shatnering 

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.

Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.

William Shatnering by Andy-boi-a-boi-wan-boi April 5, 2010

Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

Skinnering by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006