Dunkers

When your balls dunk into the toilet when you sit down to take a crap.

Wife: Why are your balls wet?

Husband: My balls dangle so much that they hit the toilet water when I sit down to take a crap.

Wife: Oh, what cute dunkers.

by FlipShitz March 28, 2009

Dunkers

a game played by a group of adolescent males. The game consists of one male at a time firmly grabbing another's package so that the pain is not excruciating just very uncomfortable for a few seconds. Hits, kicks, slaps and projectiles are often used in the game but then it becomes Dodge-ball, anything that provokes testicular/ penal pain is allowed. The only rule is to say Dunkers before grabbing someones junk and to accept that once you have, they will most likely get you back at some stage soon.

C.D: Skunk do u like Dairylea?
Skunk: It's alright..
C.D What about dunkers? *grabs Skunk's nuts*

by Captain Dale October 8, 2008

Dunker

Dunker (n) A euphemism for black American men. “Dunker” makes reference to dunking basketballs. Basketball is the only sport that African American men excel in. This term/code word is used primarily by racist and alt-right people. The “er” is usually pronounced very hard to mirror the word “nigger”.

Did you see that dunker get arrested?
Sunk a dunker ie Kill a black male.

by CamillaCaBASIC May 24, 2020

dunker

a persons booty or ass; a dunka dunk dunk in the trunk

Lisa has a fine dunker. Fran likes to bend over and show off her bootylicious dunker.

by Tiffany January 13, 2004

dunkers

Condom, as in what you dunk your nob with

Fuckin 'ell, dairylee are making dunkers now! talk about starting them young!

by Ganko April 8, 2006

dick dunker

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.

Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.

by wonton! November 5, 2007

waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.

(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.

by AitchBee August 4, 2014