spakerish
Old people have Spakerish children.
spakerish by Lstanfo1509 August 17, 2018
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snakefish
Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish
An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.
Term is considered to be derogatory.
Verb: (To) Snakefish
An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.
Term is considered to be derogatory.
1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”
snakefish by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018
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spakerish • stalkerish • Spakfish • shakrish • slackerish • snackerish • snakefish • Spackertish • spannerish • Sparish
Stalkerish
Know what some one is doing,
when there home,
where they are,
But its not full out stalking so its stalkerish
when there home,
where they are,
But its not full out stalking so its stalkerish
Stalkerish by Allie S. October 23, 2008
stalkerish
Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)
stalkerish by rugbychick February 24, 2005
stalkerish
If someone seems to be doing a little bit of stalker activity but isn't quite a stalker
maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange
maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange
he keeps texting me.... arrgghh
wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....
god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!
wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....
god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!
stalkerish by ooosh! February 6, 2014
Stalkerish
This is the stalkerish welcome we all get when we log into facebook now!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
Stalkerish by HillaryAnne September 16, 2008
spickerish
something is spickerish when it exceeds your expectations - or any manner of other words with a similar meaning
spickerish by bronwen November 15, 2006
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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