spankworm

when penis is hit vigorously using the back of ones hand for pleasure!

dude, man your mum gives good spankworm

by jason poole May 13, 2006

Sandworm

Someone who drinks a copious amount of alcohol at or before the beach and falls face first into the sand, then rolls around at which point the sand and alcohol mix together turning them into a different creature.

After a night of heavy drinking and drugs anyone can turn into a Sandworm

by Sandworm livin March 10, 2017

Spankwire

Spankwire is a porn website that hosts porn for free. it is similiar to YouTube but deals with porn.

Boy 1: "Spankwire is probably the best porn site!"
Boy 2: "You're right!" (Grinning)

by JamesRH January 8, 2009

spankworthy

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

by titiboy December 2, 2005

Jamaican Sandworm

The act in which a male partner wets his genitalia, dips it in sand so as to cover it in a thin grainy film, and then brutally penetrates his partner in the rectum resulting in extreme sexual pleasure, and often bleeding.

Man! I could barely stand after Johnny gave me a Jamaican Sandworm last night!

by Preacherwoman December 9, 2008

Spankwire Video

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.

Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...

by deejjj April 13, 2009

spankwire

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking

After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.

by Sluggerette March 21, 2009