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when penis is hit vigorously using the back of ones hand for pleasure!
dude, man your mum gives good spankworm
spankworm by jason poole May 13, 2006
Words you can keep
Someone who drinks a copious amount of alcohol at or before the beach and falls face first into the sand, then rolls around at which point the sand and alcohol mix together turning them into a different creature.
After a night of heavy drinking and drugs anyone can turn into a Sandworm
Sandworm by Sandworm livin March 10, 2017

Spankwire 

Spankwire is a porn website that hosts porn for free. it is similiar to YouTube but deals with porn.
Boy 1: "Spankwire is probably the best porn site!"
Boy 2: "You're right!" (Grinning)
Spankwire by JamesRH January 8, 2009

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.
guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!
spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005

Jamaican Sandworm 

The act in which a male partner wets his genitalia, dips it in sand so as to cover it in a thin grainy film, and then brutally penetrates his partner in the rectum resulting in extreme sexual pleasure, and often bleeding.
Man! I could barely stand after Johnny gave me a Jamaican Sandworm last night!
Jamaican Sandworm by Preacherwoman December 9, 2008

Spankwire Video 

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
Spankwire Video by deejjj April 13, 2009

spankwire 

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking
After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.
spankwire by Sluggerette March 21, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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