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spankwire 

Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.

And is not necessarily involving spanking
After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.
spankwire by Sluggerette March 21, 2009

spankwire 

When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire.com in someone's internet history.
"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"
spankwire by The L Team April 9, 2008

Spankwire Video 

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
Spankwire Video by deejjj April 13, 2009

Spankrees 

Barbara: God, I could really go for a spankrees right now.

Bob: Hey, Marge, would you be so offended if I asked your permission to spankrees you tonight?
Spankrees by Danielmuppet June 28, 2016

Spankrees 

A synonym for awesome. A word that is to be used only when something is truly awesome it hurts as much as a spanking.
Man, that game last night was totally spankrees!!
Spankrees by GovierRules January 9, 2009

spankies 

the tight panties worn under the cheerleading outfit.
Are you ready yet?
Wait a minute! I just have to get my spankies on!!
spankies by Daisy June 1, 2005