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spankwire
Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.
And is not necessarily involving spanking
And is not necessarily involving spanking
spankwire by Sluggerette March 21, 2009
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Spankwire • Spankwire Video • spankware • spankies • spankered • spankidextrous • Spankrees • shankwiler • spankdive • Spankerella
spankwire
When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire.com in someone's internet history.
"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"
spankwire by The L Team April 9, 2008
Spankwire Video
The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.
It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
Spankwire Video by deejjj April 13, 2009
Spankrees
Barbara: God, I could really go for a spankrees right now.
Bob: Hey, Marge, would you be so offended if I asked your permission to spankrees you tonight?
Bob: Hey, Marge, would you be so offended if I asked your permission to spankrees you tonight?
Spankrees by Danielmuppet June 28, 2016
Spankrees
A synonym for awesome. A word that is to be used only when something is truly awesome it hurts as much as a spanking.
Spankrees by GovierRules January 9, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.