Santasy

A dream or fantasy somehow involving one of more of the following figures: Santa Claus, Papai Noel, Shengdan Laoren, Viejo Pascuero, Sinter Klaas, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Joulupukki, Pere Noel, Saint Nikolaus, Kanakaloka, De Kerstman, Tel-apo/Mikulas/Winter Grandfather, Baba, Babbo Natale, Hoteiosho, Kaledu Senelis, Black Peter, Julenissen, Papa Noel, Swiety Mikolaj, Ded Moroz, El Nino Jesus, Tomten/Jultomten, or Richard Attenborough.

Sometimes sexual in nature, these visions often transcend reality in every way, and at the end, they may or may not leave the dreamer in an unsettled state. It cannot officially be predicted who will have a a santasy, or when they will occur; however, non-Christians have been known to have them, and there have even been reports of them occurring year-round.

I had a great santasy last night, in which I rode Santa in his sleigh all around the world.

by Moxie837 December 17, 2008

Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 28, 2005

Shantasy

A lurid fantasy usually involving football, unrequited dancefloor gyrations and exotic international travel.

I can't believe I won Shantasy! We need to go on a Shantasy to Goa later this year.

by bootyshaker4000 September 20, 2013

Santas Magical Sack

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out

santas magical sack

by therealnads December 1, 2009

Santash

A man of what appears to be Indian origin and an unknown age probably ranging from 25 to 35. He appears on the bus to Cote-Vertu every morning at about 7:15 and sits in the same spot. He likes to ask repetitive questions beginning with "HI, HOW ARE YA" and then going onto such phrases as "YOU KNOW ME RIGHT?" and "WAS I GOOD TODAY?" and "DO YOU REMEMBER ME?". He likes to ask about your day, about school and the weather. He is somewhat freindly and somewhat annoying especially in the morning when people are tired.

People should stop making fun of Santash and use him as an example to better our lives. Sure he is mentally challenged and maybe a bit annoying but we should be patient and understand that he is a kid in a mans body. If people were more like Santash there would be no racism and no war.
God bless you Santash

by 470 May 3, 2005

Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

by hobosd August 7, 2009