spankodex 

1. n. a portion of your mind/brain dedicated to all the best memories of great dreams, fantasies, beautiful women you've seen or fucked, naked ugly whores you've accidentally fucked, or a celebrity nipslip you've seen. A spankodex is most commonly accessed during the masturbatory process. (ALSO spank-o-dex)

After seeing a bikini top slip off at the beach, Adam replied "that's getting filed in the spankodex!"

spankodex by ayemcee December 31, 2007

Spankover

When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.

Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!

Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013

spandexual 

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.

That woman jogging was extremely spandexual

spandexual by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016

Spankadex 

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.

Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex

Spankadex by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

tight like spandex by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

Spankadelic 

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

Spankadelic by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spandex Serious 

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

Spandex Serious by kidmelony August 16, 2012