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Spankadex

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.
Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex
by Beerbomber January 10, 2009
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Spankadex

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation
"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"
by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012
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Skankadelic

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.
Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?
by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020
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spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.
by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016
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swankadee

Something that is totally fucking awesome and nothing else can overcome that shit.
Guy 1: Holy shit man, did you see that movie?
Guy 2: Ya dude, that movie so was so fucking swankadee
by willy_lamar April 13, 2013
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Spankadoodle

a Legendary fluffy blue creature that spies on its enemy's. the spankadoodle is a word used when you have lost something precious to you
Has anyone seen my spankadoodle
by Lucca Clarkson June 11, 2018
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tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends
1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex
by veronicalovin August 29, 2009
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