spankidextrous 

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

spankidextrous by smart pants guy October 11, 2013

spankidextrous 

The ability to "spank it" with either hand with equal proficiency

"Which hand do you use to spank it."

"Homie, I'm Spankidextrous! I can use either hand"

spankidextrous by Bdx1213 September 11, 2013

Spamnidextrous 

Able to eat spam with both hands.

Man i'm spamnidextrous.

Spamnidextrous by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

spambidextrous 

word created by me back in the 90's


A) Something really amazing or shocking
B) Something you can use to reply to any question

Bill - I just got a brand new TVR Tuscan
Joe - Spambidextrous!!!

Bill - Hey mate are you ok?
Joe - Spambidextrous! You?

spambidextrous by Gandhiluv September 8, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019