spanklet
"baby please grab my spanklet"
spanklet by Pvtinthebutt November 26, 2024
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spinkleton
spinkleton by ash038 June 3, 2022
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spanklet • spankle • skanklet • spangletastic • Spanglette • sparkletart • skankletooth • Skanklett • spackletini • Spackleton
Sparkletard
A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.
My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
Sparkletard by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010
sparkletickle
When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017
Spanket
Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.
Spankle
Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her
Spankle by Charlotte Wong September 12, 2018
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