spanklet

The blanket you use to wipe up cum

"baby please grab my spanklet"

by Pvtinthebutt November 26, 2024

spinkleton

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"

"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"

by ash038 June 3, 2022

Sparkletard

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.

My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.

by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

sparkletickle

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

by Wisjd June 16, 2017

spankle

to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.

/me spankles newguy123

by ranger bill May 19, 2008

Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

Spankle

When that ass so nonexistent it goes straight from spine to ankle.

Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her

by Charlotte Wong September 12, 2018