Sparkletard 

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.

My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.

Sparkletard by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

sparklecare 

the best webcomic ever #real

i love sparklecare

sparklecare by Hora de XD August 6, 2023

sparklebeard

a word originated from egyptian hieroglyphics; sparklebeard is used to describe a heightened sense of beard. when the facial hair becomes self aware.

Did you see that man's beard? It looked full on sparklebeard. I swear that beard just winked at me. If it were possible, that beard could be the king president.

sparklebeard by headweight February 3, 2010

spangletard

Someone who is unable to form sentences properly to the point where people think that they are retarded, when in fact they are not

Bert how could you even think that is a sentence you're such a spangletard!

spangletard by Ross the Osaurus May 28, 2016

sparkletart 

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

sparkletart by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

Snarkletarklearklemarkle 

Fat ass who plays league of legends all fucking day and has 76 different diseases from eating his cheato crumbs of the homeless shelter floor

You fucking Snarkletarklearklemarkle

They’re a Snarkletarklearklemarkle

Snarkletarklearklemarkle by Unskillednpc September 27, 2023

Sparkletart 

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they might resemble one of the Village People.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

Sparkletart by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008