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spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.
I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.
by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005
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sparkleting

when your hearts connect and you get that sparkle tingley feeling with that special someone !
Me and my boyfriend had our first kiss and we had sparkleting.
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sparkletificate

Its nice to see a disco ball sparkletificate!
by viperzenthic October 14, 2021
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Spackleton

Ah man i've just had another fucking "Spackleton" on the phone, he was so "Spackle" he tried to order a ...........
by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009
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Sparkletinkercat

sparkle: What the Twilight vampires do.
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tinker: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'
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cat: an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i was vapourised
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A vampiric demonlike cat-being who should be respected due to the way that what ever they play with immediatly becomes an Irish travelling machine. Do not get vaporised by its laser eyes when you think that its cute.

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Eddie: You shouldn't pet a Sparkletinkercat Joe!, You might become a well made scrap metal pot or something!
by Sparkletinkercat December 30, 2020
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