spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

spankees

tiny shorts you would wear under a uniform/cheerleading outfit, only more stretchy and see through

i saw that girls ass in spankees while she was stretching in her cheerleading outfit!

by hitt that April 23, 2005

spankees

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.

"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

spankers

(UK Northern) Adjective: A description of a newly bought item, as in 'brand-spanking-new'.

See also: preggers (pregnant), bonkers (mad), Cheggers (beloved tv presenter)

Don't walk in the mud with those shoes, they're spankers

by papajonesjr March 26, 2021