spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

swankenstein

a mixture of several objects that are swank or pertain to swankeness

A pink school bus with a disco ball and leaopard print couches?! Thats a definite swankenstein.

by J. Rizzle Plus Taxxx December 29, 2004

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

skankenstein

A monsterously skanky chick.

Not only does Bernadette spread for anybody, but have you seen her face? That bitch is a Skankenstein!

by Magikcheesecunt June 11, 2006

Skankenstein

A skank or whore who sleeps around and becomes the product of the people she is around.

That bitch sleeps around with everyone she is definitely a Skankenstein.

by RyoHazukisan January 26, 2015

Stankenstein

Someone who has body odor that rivals the strength of Frankenstein.

Soap and Water can be used to frighten a Stankenstein away from the village.

There's no wonder, therefore, that reaction to his hideous stank is to flee and consider it evil. — Mary Smelley 1818

by JboCapone October 12, 2010