5 definitions by $mokin J.O.E
by $mokin J.O.E October 3, 2006
the same as "contemplate" however comptonplate means that the answer is going to be no followed by violence.
(John) Hey Dave! can i pay you the money that i owe you back on friday?
(Dave) Hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second.... NO you cant! (Dave pulls out gun and shoots John) BANG!
(Dave) Hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second.... NO you cant! (Dave pulls out gun and shoots John) BANG!
by $mokin J.O.E September 5, 2007
Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.
by $mokin J.O.E September 28, 2007
A mafia dollar is one thousand dollars. It is so-called because a thousand dollars to a mafia member holds the same value as one dollar does to most people.
(Dave) Hey John have you got much cash on you? I need to borrow some money.
(John) Nah man i only got a mafia dollar on me sorry man
(John) Nah man i only got a mafia dollar on me sorry man
by $mokin J.O.E November 6, 2007
The coolest name that you can call your kid. Mixed with hymen and busta rhymes' name. It literally means someone that has sex with a lot of virgins.
by $mokin J.O.E September 28, 2007