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The best sandwich ever made. It was invented in Ann Arbor, MI at the Halfass (.5ass) it consists of Wheat Bread, Cream Cheese, Swiss Cheese, and Sauteed Apple. It be goddamn good. Although its history is blurry, it is commonly credited as a creation of God, who worked at the Halfass from '71-'73.
Ricky: Yo dogge, what you munchin'?
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.
Spanjo by RobLinn October 22, 2006
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When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
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Spanjo • spanjob • Spanos • sanjot • Spango • Sanjoe • Sanjog • shanjob • Spandolage • Spandom

Spanorkfaknife 

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

spanosing 

The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.
You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.

Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
spanosing by jspeezy January 16, 2017
Spajo has the same meaning as a legend.
If someone says:"To you you are Spajo!"
That means:" You are a legend!"
If someone says:"To you you are Spajo!"
That means:" You are a legend!"
Spajo by Ivan Ivan November 17, 2020

Spanportujapanglish 

An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.
Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
Spanportujapanglish by ChezmonoIsHere February 23, 2017

Spankophile 

Someone who enjoys to receive or give a good spanking! Spanking to the booty for you Urban folks
I love being spanked, I’m so obsessed they’d class me a Spankophile
Spankophile by Coosbay Pirate September 22, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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