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The best sandwich ever made. It was invented in Ann Arbor, MI at the Halfass (.5ass) it consists of Wheat Bread, Cream Cheese, Swiss Cheese, and Sauteed Apple. It be goddamn good. Although its history is blurry, it is commonly credited as a creation of God, who worked at the Halfass from '71-'73.
Ricky: Yo dogge, what you munchin'?
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.
Spanjo by RobLinn October 22, 2006
Words you can keep
When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
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Spanorkfaknife 

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

spanosing 

The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.
You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.

Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
spanosing by jspeezy January 16, 2017
Spajo has the same meaning as a legend.
If someone says:"To you you are Spajo!"
That means:" You are a legend!"
If someone says:"To you you are Spajo!"
That means:" You are a legend!"
Spajo by Ivan Ivan November 17, 2020

Spanportujapanglish 

An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.
Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
Spanportujapanglish by ChezmonoIsHere February 23, 2017

Spankophile 

Someone who enjoys to receive or give a good spanking! Spanking to the booty for you Urban folks
I love being spanked, I’m so obsessed they’d class me a Spankophile
Spankophile by Coosbay Pirate September 22, 2018
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