The best sandwich ever made. It was invented in Ann Arbor, MI at the Halfass (.5ass) it consists of Wheat Bread, Cream Cheese, Swiss Cheese, and Sauteed Apple. It be goddamn good. Although its history is blurry, it is commonly credited as a creation of God, who worked at the Halfass from '71-'73.
Ricky: Yo dogge, what you munchin'?
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.
by RobLinn October 22, 2006
Get the Spanjo mug.When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
by Aj36mason August 18, 2013
Get the Spankover mug.a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil
it is the best utensil to use in any situation
it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
it is the best utensil to use in any situation
it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak
sasquatch: sure dude, here you go
sasquatch: sure dude, here you go
by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009
Get the Spanorkfaknife mug.The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.
You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.
Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
by jspeezy January 16, 2017
Get the spanosing mug.Spajo has the same meaning as a legend.
If someone says:"To you you are Spajo!"
That means:" You are a legend!"
If someone says:"To you you are Spajo!"
That means:" You are a legend!"
by Ivan Ivan November 17, 2020
Get the Spajo mug.An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.
Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
by ChezmonoIsHere February 23, 2017
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