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Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010
A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.
That's right Bowser, spanch!
Spanch by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021
After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.
Spanch by 4Derps February 7, 2021
The true definition of a really genuine soul. Often misunderstood, but most likely envied. Lives life to the fullest amd understands the everything happens for a reason. Achieves all goals on her own time, but will get it done. Talked about mostly for being too real.
Shanica is the bomb.com lol.
shanica by Nicaprettyblack December 20, 2016
When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.
I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!
Spanch by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021

ricky spanish 

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.
Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!
ricky spanish by Brody Male October 3, 2017