spanglord

When your a pleb with an Afro or have a very small penis

Afro man you are a spanglord!

spanglord by Grandpa Snorlax November 17, 2017

sperglord

Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.

See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords

sperglord by vaguba December 6, 2009

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

Sperglord by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

swaglord 

someone with excessive swag.

a lord of swag.

Mitch reverse parked like true swaglord.

swaglord by Aheey January 7, 2012

spangled 

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)

"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"

spangled by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004

Craig Spangler

Craig Spangler is a coward, above all. He never admits his fault/responsibility. He actually said (more than once) “I don’t get grumpy.” When confronted about his bad behavior (examples to follow) he will pull something from the past up about you, wrench his sweaty hands, deny, and then run. He did this many times. Prime example. I am the home schooling mother (only because our daughter was smarter than the teachers in public school). I have been am musician since 11 years old. Played flute professionally, taught private lessons, won awards. I do not not have music degree, but he cannot clap on the beat. While supervising her violin practice time, I was having her play in front of a mirror. She was being a kid. He came upstairs, interrupted, and said to me in front of her, “Leave her alone, you don’t know what you talking about.” Of course he denies this (coward) and has NEVER apologized. This is only one example of his cowardly person. He couldn’t even allow the musician to have authority over music in our home. This was his attitude toward his child’s mother I empirically. A lot of damage has been done because of his disrespect to his child’s mother. Let him burn in hell.🔥🔥🔥 Coward’s who divided the mother from daughter should burn in hell.

Craig Spangler the coward

Craig Spangler by DurgaMother May 1, 2020

spangaloid 

noun -

1. that which speaks spanish and annoys

2. people who speak spanish ans piss you off

The term refers to persons speaking Spanish as a first language and who also have a persistent and consistent tendency to piss you off, albeit unintentionally, due to their immense stupidity.

The term does not necessarily refer to Spanish nationals or nationals of Spanish speaking nations -only those that piss you off.

1.
Equinor- Hey good to see you, how was the trip?

Tim- Ah pretty good, except the last bus getting here was full of spangaloids.

Equinor- Dude, there's been a lot of them around here recently, they piss me off too.

2.
Tim- Fuck man! All I wanted to do was buy some milk and chill but there were spangaloids everywhere and now I'm all pissed off and tense.

Buddah- Tim, dude, rest easy for they know not what they do. You can tell a spangaloid not to be annoying as you tell a dog not to bark, it's just the way they are...

spangaloid by DEFINER_OF_SPANGALOIDS April 15, 2010