sperglord

Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.

See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords

sperglord by vaguba December 6, 2009

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

Sperglord by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

sperglord

Person who claims to have Asperger Syndrome or to be "on the spectrum" as a form of plausible deniability to disavow all responsibility for how they behave in polite society, no matter how obnoxious or dangerous to public safety.

Wow. For a minute there I thought there was a nonzero chance that innocent unsuspecting family out for a pleasant Sunday stroll on the walking path with toddlers in tow, would've provided enough of a buffer zone to slow down that sperglord cyclist hurtling his way to the MIT cafeteria buffet, enough to allow me to take the most inspired leap of split-second evasive action I've ever taken in my life to avoid getting my silly sadly deluded ass spun into the ground. Fascinating!

sperglord by ghozzap August 13, 2022

sperglord

(1) one who lords over ALL THE SPERGS

(2) one who freaks out for no reason

(1) "temply pecker is such a fucking sperglord. he needs to calm his tits."

(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"

sperglord by ggbbfb March 14, 2013

sperglord

Someone who states true facts to try and reveal the problems with things. While others dislike that the truth may reveal the downside and raise issues that aren't being addressed. While others don't like to hear about the problems and call this person a sperglord.

Person A: Too many people play World of Warcraft. Over 12 million I believe.

World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.

sperglord by jackaljeep October 21, 2010

sweglord 

The name used to describe President Warren G. Harding, because of he had lots of mistresses, pornographic letters and a dick named Jerry.

Teacher: How would you describe President Warren G. Harding?
Student: Sweglord!
Teacher: Correct!

sweglord by Chillycarrot May 23, 2016

spanglord

When your a pleb with an Afro or have a very small penis

Afro man you are a spanglord!

spanglord by Grandpa Snorlax November 17, 2017