spangleporn 

spangle-porn
adjective
of, pertaining to, the language passed during sex between one of Anglo decent and one of Hispanic decent. Characterized by heavy, lewd sexual overtones, mixing English and Spanish languages.

"It took a little getting used to"
"What?"
"The way his Spanish sounded in the sack"
"Haha, no kidding?"
"It sounded so wrong...soo spangleporn"

Por ejemplo:
¿te gusta?
-SI SI SI
espera, ¿así?
-nooooo
¡como así!
-ayyyy mamacita! JESUS! MARIA! JOSEPH!

spangleporn by Vomgurl December 25, 2007

Spangledorph 

A bundle of long, silver hairs that protrude beyond the nostrils and which are often smothered in mucus.

Ewww, the cold day has frozen your spangledorph!

Spangledorph by O W L S March 9, 2009

spanglemonkey 

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun

I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.

spanglemonkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003

spanglemonkey 

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

spanglemonkey by black flag June 27, 2004

spanglemonkey 

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle

ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey

spanglemonkey by bob October 9, 2003

Spanglelord 

One who is way past severe autism.

My cousin Cornholio's such a spanglelord

Spanglelord by 420swegmaster21 May 13, 2016