spandling

when you let your dogs out and wear sandles while wearing a studious piece of denim(pants)
sandles+pants=spandle

what the fuck bro the teacher is spandling rn

by candle+paperpack January 30, 2023

Quick Sanding

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.

Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"

by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

sandlin

Sandlin is an old Scottish word that is equivalent to modern day's use of Awesome.

To say someone or something is Sandlin, you are in fact calling them Awesome.
The term originated in the Sandlands of Scotland where the Sandlin clan was known as being the best of the best. The bravest warriors and the most beautiful clan's Men and Woman anywhere to be found!

You are so Sandlin, I wish I could be as Sandlin as you!

by asandmancan December 21, 2016