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Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.
Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.
Garry Shandling by Restekp August 4, 2018

Garlic Shandling Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"

Quick Sanding 

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.
Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"
Quick Sanding by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

shalinglom 

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.
spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot πŸ˜³πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
shalinglom by shalinglom February 17, 2020

Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.
Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.
Small Handling by moleycyrass December 30, 2014
Sandlin is an old Scottish word that is equivalent to modern day's use of Awesome.

To say someone or something is Sandlin, you are in fact calling them Awesome.
The term originated in the Sandlands of Scotland where the Sandlin clan was known as being the best of the best. The bravest warriors and the most beautiful clan's Men and Woman anywhere to be found!
You are so Sandlin, I wish I could be as Sandlin as you!
sandlin by asandmancan December 21, 2016