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spanling 

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."
spanling by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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spanling slip

a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."

buffy- "yeah."
spanling slip by robyn cason January 19, 2008

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.
Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.
Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking 

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!
Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

spanking your clit 

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off
teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

Taco Bell Spanking 

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.
Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!
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