swagometer

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A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

swagometer by God Damn It June 23, 2014

Words you can keep

salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

Related Words

Swag-O-Meter • swag-0-meter • swag meter • salometer • spamometer • Swageterian • swaggometric pressure • wag-o-meter

swaggometric pressure

swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.

"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"

swaggometric pressure by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

spamometer

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.

Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!

spamometer by MonteBert September 30, 2013

Swageterian

Dat boi doesnt need no food. He just live the swageterian diet. Who the Fuck needs nutrients When he got swag ayyy boa and he doesnt give a fuk

Dat G's a swageterian he aint need no food ni**uh.

Swageterian by slimboifat July 12, 2019

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026