swagometer

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

by God Damn It June 23, 2014

salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

by AmNow December 24, 2020

swaggometric pressure

swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.

"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"

by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

spamometer

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.

Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!

by MonteBert September 30, 2013

Swageterian

Dat boi doesnt need no food. He just live the swageterian diet. Who the Fuck needs nutrients When he got swag ayyy boa and he doesnt give a fuk

Dat G's a swageterian he aint need no food ni**uh.

by slimboifat July 12, 2019