swagometer

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

by God Damn It June 23, 2014