swagometer 

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.

Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000

swagometer by God Damn It June 23, 2014

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

swaggometric pressure 

swaggometric pressure - The measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. A measurement of sexy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.

"Man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on Jupiter"

swaggometric pressure by deeznuttas September 27, 2011

spamometer 

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.

Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!

spamometer by MonteBert September 30, 2013

Swageterian

Dat boi doesnt need no food. He just live the swageterian diet. Who the Fuck needs nutrients When he got swag ayyy boa and he doesnt give a fuk

Dat G's a swageterian he aint need no food ni**uh.

Swageterian by slimboifat July 12, 2019

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005