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Een leraar/docent (m/v) die op een saaie en vervelende manier les geeft, en zijn/haar vakgebied eigenlijk niet echt goed beheerst. Hij/zij maakt geen grapjes en houdt zich angstvallig aan powerpointpresentaties.
Mark : “Hey, hoe ging je eerste week op school?”
“Oh, goed, we hadden een paar toffe docenten, maar ook een spal voor Frans”.
Spal by 1 Force Air October 7, 2020
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Spal is Karl's cousin who is better than him at everything and is generally considered a "good" version of Karl
"Wow is that Spal I heard he is way better than Karl."
Spal by SpaloniusRex April 27, 2022
Related Words
spalding Spalt Spal spald spalk Spall spalty Spalalala spalanking spalf
Damn, that chick is a real spal. Arf Arf!
Spal by BBSEX June 12, 2018

spal ding 

In reference to when someone with the last name spalding has a large sex organ.
Man Scott
spal has a big ding! Spal ding is short for spalding, the last name of my man Scottie Spalding. Fuck Ewings Sarcoma!
spal ding by Adam Stefanik April 6, 2008
Person 'come out' Spallo 'no' Person 'come out' Spallo 'ok'
Spallo by dunsdenmassive May 17, 2015

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?
Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011
(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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