Arf

A slang term usually used to describe an overweight girl in wet look leggings since it resembles the wet look skin of a seal. Arf is derived from the cartoonesque barking noise that seals are known to make.
Look at the size of Sammy in that leggings. Talk about arf arf!
by sealhunter123 November 18, 2009
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Is a honest and helpful person who is outgoing
You are such an arf.
by Nick Samuels November 29, 2016
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Arf stands for A Real Fail meaning that the person who has used the word Arf sees something as being unfair or they made a dumb decision to an attempt at doing something.
Little Susie wanted to cook something to eat like rice. So she goes into the kitchen cooks it but she ends up getting it all over the kitchen so she says "Arf."
by Blewwur Kisses CeCe June 12, 2011
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The sound a young teenager makes to avoid using the words "oh fucking hell" im front of adults in positions of authority.
Norbert is praticing the drums in front of a teacher in a music class and makes an awful mistake "Arf!" shouts Norbert luckily avoiding detention.
by Jezz February 16, 2004
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Arf Nuggets- The tastiest nugget on the market for your doggies! All the most popular doggies are eating them, there DELICOUS. They taste like chicken. BUT BETTER. NOOMMM.
" ARFFFFFFF nuggets are the best nuggets in the world for your doggies"

Available at your local grociers stores, on the moon. Arff nuggets (:
by Herinboberin August 04, 2010
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Fuck. Sound when the word fuck is bleeped in songs, now means the same thing.
Arf this, it sucks!
by audiofreak9 March 27, 2004
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A reply to a horrible, lame, or downright pointless joke. You also finish it with an epic "line face" (definition elsewhere)
"Hahahaha, It's raining! God must be shaving his waterblock today!"
"arf arf arf."
*line face*
by ROXEH May 15, 2008
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