spalanking

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023

spalanking

The act of doing something possibly stupid In the moment without thinking of the consequences until later on

Just be spalanking and do if ,this might be the only opportunity you could ever get to kiss her.

I spalanked and texted him

by Hearts_4_mari May 26, 2024

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

by littlejimmie June 4, 2019