spalk

Faux milk, that has been mingled with spice

This spalk is spicy but thinly vailed in its attempt to counterfeit actual spiced milk.

by Ghaldia March 7, 2005

spalk

an ironic coupling of the words "speak" and "talk", used to mock mistakes in language, either spoken or in text.

A: "i are so good at this game!"
B: "yeah, well spalked dumbass."

by Jbags June 30, 2006

spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

Spalk

Definition: A portmanteau of "spark" and "talk." To engage in a sudden, unexpected, and unusually interesting conversation with a stranger or acquaintance. Unlike small talk, a spalk is high-energy, intellectually stimulating, and often leaves both parties feeling inspired.

Example: I went in just to buy milk, but the cashier and I ended up spalking for ten minutes about whether or not cereal is technically a soup. It was way better than the usual small talk about the weather.

by Sadbohemiann February 20, 2026