Spail 

a spail is when you spell-fail. combining the words to become a creative and catchy insult.

SPAIL!!!

Spail by dexyt July 6, 2011

spail 

junk snail mail...the flyers, credit card offers, mortgage refinance offers, coupons you never asked for and political promotions.

Person 1: "Any good mail today?"

Person 2: "Nah, just some spail."

spail by PenelopeS September 12, 2006

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

sailed the high seas

Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .

Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.

sailed the high seas by nikibriki March 11, 2019

drunken sailor 

What shall we do with him?

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016

hey sailor 

Hey Sailor is a gay catcall indicating the caller is prowling for quick gay street sex.

Boys, just wear assless chaps down Castro Street yelling "HEY SAILOR" and the hunks will come to you!

hey sailor by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016