A fully strected out ballsack, resembeling the sail on a sailboat.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

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A version of motorboating where you blow on a girls tits.

sort of like motorboating, but you instead of placing your face in between the breasts, one just leans back and "blows the wind into a girls sails" aka breasts less awakward and easier to do in public

it's like the eiffel tower, but it's where a guy lays down on the floor, one girl sitting on his face, the other on his dick and the girls high five, thus making the triangular sail shape.

(n.) (synonym for sluts)
-referring to sluts in the manner or basis that girls (sluts) are just like sailboats; riding a sailboat is great fun, just as sailboats are great to look at and examine it's special unique features that every boat does not retain(same with hotties when enjoying tits, ass and facial features); but messing with the masts, the angles, wind direction and whatnot gets old quick.

Similar to playing with the same hottie for an overly extended period of time, you get bored and wanna jump off the boat just as why you always anchor the sailboat, jump off and go for a swim. Even though your sailboat(slut) may be very intriguing and fun to play with, you always want to upgrade.